The Academy Awards Commission Announces That Due to The Horrible TV Ratings The Oscars Will Never, Ever Be Televised Again
LOS ANGELES – (Entertainment Satire) – Hollywood Innuendo has just announced that due to the lowest ratings in television award show history, the once-proud Oscars show will never be televised again. Academy Awards spokesperson, Kitty Kippadoddle,…
Read full story70-Year-Old Man attempts to put his 'leg before wicket' and gets stumped!
Within the ancient game of bat meets ball, colloquially called cricket in the UK, an LBW is commonly known as a 'Leg Before Wicket' meaning batters caught sticking their leg out too far, and hit by a raging hard red coloured ball steaming towards the…
Read full storyGiuliani’s Office And Manhattan Apartment Raided
Just when you thought you heard the last of Rudolph Giuliani, the world presents an encore. The press conference in front of The Four Seasons Funeral Home for the Trump campaign (in full view of the sex toy store across the street) should have bu…
Read full storyThe Pope is Accused of Genocide!
Parliament voted today to endorse a motion accusing the Catholic Church authorities of committing genocide against humanity, in its treatment of priests and the European race. Around 1 million European and Catholic priests are believed to have bee…
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