Fat bastard with orange hair seen leaking text messages from Prime Minister’s mobile phone
Police called in by Number 10, the British Prime Minister’s office, to investigate leaks from government, have revealed they are looking for a fat bastard with orange hair who was seen using the Prime Minister’s phone to send classified documents to…
Read full storyTottenham Declared Champions of Europe Super League After Other 11 Teams Drop Out
Tottenham - Tottenham Hotspur have been declared Champion of the European Super League after Chelsea, Manchester United, Manchester City, Arsenal and Liverpool, as well as the European clubs, dropped out of the new league before a game was played.
Read full storyPrince Phillip returns from dead as killer coronavirus strain
Prince Phillip’s DNA has been isolated from the newest most lethal contagious mutation of the Sars-Cov-2 virus, the virus which causes COVID-19. Dr. Hedd Gupta of Delhi Polytechnic, which made the identification, told our undercover investigative…
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