Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come
Every time 34-year-old Kendra Burke of Nashville, Tennessee, sees a crew of drunken girls in cutoff short-shorts, cowboy boots, and matching T-shirts go by on a foot-powered Pedal Tavern Bus, she wonders when the day will finally come for her bachelo...
Read full storyOLA! Buenos Dias or 'goeiendag' van de Nutters Beach Club in Nederland (not Noddy land)
We have moved our exclusive Nutters Beach Club location from Sax (not with an E, but with an E, cryptic quiz time?) to Double Dutch, flat as a pancake land, clogs, and windmills, but no Don Quixote prototypes or Dykes on bikes. The fly attacks were getting too much, so WAN-KIN-DIK boiled a few in the soup and told punters they were black peppercorns; dumb-butts! The Guardia Civil then closed t...
Read full storyIvanka Receives North Korean Trademark For "McMuttleys" Dog Burger Franchise
BILLINGSGATE POST: The Wall Street Journal reported today that Trump would not answer questions pertaining to a North Korean trademark awarded for the exclusive franchise rights to the new dog burger franchise named "McMuttleys." After taking co...
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