Trump Initiates His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance
Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf's everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway wi...
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FRESNO, CALIFORNICATE — When officials refused to allow “The Star-Spangled Banner” to be sung at the championship match between the football teams of George Washington High School and Thomas Jefferson Preparatory School, played in Fresno State Univer...
Read full storyPolice force report shows "significant improvement"
The police watchdog announced on Tuesday “Woof, woof, woof.” No, not really, we just thought we’d open with a joke because the world is such a terrible place full of shit and hate right now. Stark, but true. A police watchdog has actually said: "H...
Read full storyPresident Trump's last meal
They fetched him in a Lear jet, what else? When the big man demanded the best, he got it. Antonio Ricci, bad boy of Italian cuisine, his tiny Michelin-starred restaurant nestling in the hills above Alba, haunt of Europe’s leaders and celebrities, had been summoned. He emerged from the aircraft, paused at the top of the steps, squinting in the bright Washington sun and ran his fingers back t...
Read full storyPresident Trump visits the Kremlin
'Mr Trump? President Putin will see you now.' 'Great, great! This is gonna be beautiful, so beautiful! But hey, guys - you checked this place for those little tiny cameras, hidden mikes, Polonium 210, crazy stuff like that?' 'Yessir, Mr President!' 'Fabulous, just fabulous. Told you we could trust Putin didn't I? Didn't I?' 'Yessir, you did, just before TapeGate.' 'Hey, hey Pompeo -...
Read full storyDay tres and what a great dia it was; noche, lo siento!
WAN-KIN-DIK's latest creation, haute cuisine 5 star, Shepard Dogs Pie (veggie/vegan version), went down like a tin of Chappi and the diners went barking mad. However the highlights of the evening were: Illegal immigrant US presidents attempting to crash the Nutters Beach Club party, luckily, we had a Trump card (very punny), Ex-shot putting GDR Olympic, gold medal winning athlete, our doorma...
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