The Royal Wedding: A Review
Surprisingly we at back and to the left news weren’t invited to the latest Royal Wedding and we’re guessing neither were you. Despite the fact that we helped pay for it. But we’re not bitter. We’re not anything really after we took our medication this morning. We’re beginning to think we took too much or the Dr got our doses wrong, we guess we’ll find out. So in the spirit of the Royal wedd...
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