The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller
BILLINGSGATE POST: The tortuous twists and turns of this epic battle between the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller, who some say is being funded by the ACME Corporation, has reached the point of diminishing returns. The ACME Corporation, which i...
Read full storyGeorge Bush eats elephant sushi
Deepest, Africa - According to Voryiay iLdoday, Chief Game Warden, elephant poaching is soon to be a thing of the past. iLdoday and his team are fitting all elephants with automatic guided missile launchers. The special system detects rifle cracks...
Read full story'Piss Artist' double-agent pees in drinks can
A man working on the canning line in one of the world's largest can producers factory in the UK was dying for a pee, but due to his dedication to the job, he just did not want to leave the line. After keeping his legs crossed for several minutes,...
Read full storyNRA - National Rat Association
The NRA has finally flipped and released a video informing “every lying member of the media, to every Hollywood phoney, to the role model athletes” that their time is “running out”. With the threats emanating from an association whose revel gleef...
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