Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden
Washington, D.C. - The spat between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden has dominated news cycles in recent days. However, the threats of physical violence they made against each other pale in comparison to what may go down as the mos...
Read full storyArmy Suffers First Loss of the Season, Vows to Win Next War
The small European nation of Chevroni lost its war with the middle eastern nation Texico last Sunday after forgetting to bring the weapons. "It happens," said Chevroni General Stephen Stanford. "We had them all ready to go, but then things got cra...
Read full storyJohn Bolton’s Hawkish Moustache Declares War on the Rest of His Face
Washington, D. C.—On being appointed National Security Advisor to President Trump, the moustache’s first action was to declare war on the rest of his face. The moustache’s enemy to the south, his mouth, is apparently on military alert against the inv...
Read full storyParisian porno downs tools because of Sex-Doll brothel!
A Parisian sex doll brothel is causing an outrage in the dark world of "Tossers United" because Parisian porno stars are refusing to perform unless their plastic competitors are removed from the seedy sex underground world in the 'city of love!'...
Read full storyCambridge Analytica Hacked My Spoof Account, Claims Man
A writer on the satirical news website, The Spoof, has claimed that data firm Cambridge Analytica has invaded his internet space, hacked into both his published AND unpublished spoof submissions, and altered them. Moys Kenwood, originally from Hul…
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