Oklahoma Completely Fine with Losing in March Madness
Oklahoma was not at all upset after losing 83-78 to Rhode Island in the first round of the NCAA March Madness tournament. “Honestly, we’re all completely fine with losing,” said coach Lon Kruger. “We didn’t really work that hard this year and the...
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In a daring follow-up to the recent poisoning of Skripal and his daughter, the Prime Minister of England will not rest on mere accusations. Ms. May has asserted that either Russia is directly responsible for attacking the Skripals, or has somehow...
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Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lam...
Read full storyTrump at Border Wall Prototypes: "Let's Wall Out California"
San Diego, CA. Standing before models of the border wall he intends to build, President Donald Trump told a group of surprised reporters from Fox News and Breitbart that the barrier between the U S and Mexico will extend from Texas to California, bu...
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