Austerity Authentication
Captain Bellend himself, Philip Hammond, has said “we’re not out of the woods yet” in reference to austerity. The policy that has been condemned by governments all over the world and is killing off the weakest of our population. Philip Said: A...
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Innovative football manager Alan Pardew has managed the impossible! He’s made fans of a club that used to have Tony Pulis in charge hate him more than they do Pulis. Which is a fantastic achievement as Pulis is the most fundamentally unlikable man in...
Read full storyLady Godiva reappears in Miami nightclub on horse, bareback!
Shocked nightclub visitors could not believe their eyes as a horse appeared in their midst carrying a thinly clad nymph, bareback! In fact, punters were so stoned, or canned, after downing buckets of champers and purple pills, they thought it was a h...
Read full storyTrump Dismantles the Office of Science and Technology
Mar-A-Lago, FL White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders explained that President Trump was abolishing the Office of Science and Technology. "President Trump believes that we have enough technology as it is and so we don't need that part of the depa...
Read full storyTiffany Trump to Get Own Talk Show
The E! Network, who brought the world the Kardashians, have just announced that they have inked a deal with Donald Trump's daughter Tiffany. She will host a talk show format. Tiffany was asked to comment and she said, "I hope to have others from...
Read full storyWhite House confirms: Trump and Jong Un have ALREADY MET
Breaking: In stunning development, The White House has disclosed that the first meeting took place in May, 2017. Experts believe this meeting set crucial tone affecting future relations. Repetition of ceremonial behaviors from that time not adv...
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