Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 11 March 2018

image for Lady Godiva reappears in Miami nightclub on horse, bareback!
They really should stick to chewing grass, not smoking it!!

Shocked nightclub visitors could not believe their eyes as a horse appeared in their midst carrying a thinly clad nymph, bareback! In fact, punters were so stoned, or canned, after downing buckets of champers and purple pills, they thought it was a horrific scene from the Godfather; luckily the horse still had a head!

Sitting on the horse was a beautiful nymph with long-blonde hair covering her succulent, soft, pale boobs (non-silicone), however, below her hair she was definitely naked...Male guests gasped and fainted as the horse did a Michael Jackson Moonwalk on the dance floor, then a John Travolta / Uma Thurman duet, which brought the house down, literally, as US RSPCA storm-troopers hi-jacked the party!

Punters swore the female was non-other than Lady Godiva reincarnated and, the horse, Mr Ed, who ordered a beer himself to the astonishment of a Tom Cruise look-a-like cocktail mixer who, refused to serve Mr Ed the beer because he thought it was taking the piss; so he did, piss on the dance floor!

Miami police entered with guns raised and ordered The Tent to close because it offered no straw or suitable stalling arrangements for visiting horses, the RSPCA storm-troopers applauded! As for Lady Godiva, she was last seen escaping into a next-door tranny bar with her hair covering not only her delicate boobs, but also hiding the thing that separates trannies from real women, a black hole from heaven...

She entered the bathroom and was not seen again! However, a stoned tranny swore he/she saw a real female dressed as a man exit the powder room asking other punters if she could hitch a ride on a passing wild stallion...Sadly, Erskine Quint was otherwise engaged playing Robert Di Niro in a Big Yellow Taxi written by Joni Mitchell!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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