Mr. Ed To Be Exhumed And Lain In State In Capital Rotunda
BILLINGSGATE POST: Around this date in 1979, Mr. Ed the talking horse died of mysterious causes. Mr. Ed's real name was Bamboo Harvester. He was a crossbred gelding of American Saddlebred, Arabian and grade ancestry. Different stories have been wr...
Read full storySecurity Alert Over 'Silence Of The Lambs' Anagrams
A major security alert has been sparked in my brain after it was discovered that the movie title 'Silence Of The Lambs' contained dozens of coded messages. 'Silence Of The Lambs' was the 1988 novel written by Thomas Harris, which was subsequen...
Read full storyGlobal warming hits UK with impunity
Thousands of UK residents have been locked outside due to the unusual high temperatures in February caused by El Nino the "beast from the west!" Retailers all over the country are struggling to provide boiling-hot customers with shorts, flip-flops, a...
Read full storyUS Teacher Held After Weapon Discharged In Classroom
A schoolteacher was under arrest this morning after a weapon was discharged in a classroom where he was teaching students, it has been reported. Ronald Lumpkin, 45, a cookery teacher at Dingbat High School outside of Atlanta, Georgia, was taken to...
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