Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 1 March 2018

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Coe Left In Shambles

A major security alert has been sparked in my brain after it was discovered that the movie title 'Silence Of The Lambs' contained dozens of coded messages.

'Silence Of The Lambs' was the 1988 novel written by Thomas Harris, which was subsequently adapted for the silver screen in 1991, starring Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter, and Jodie Foster as FBI agent Clarice Starling.

The film was a huge success all over the world, but has recently become the focus of claims that there are 'subliminal messages' hidden within the script.

Having nothing to do yesterday, I wrote down the movie title in BLOCK CAPITALS on a piece of paper, then carefully cut squares around them, so that they closely resembled Scrabble letter tiles, then set about my task.

After several hours of shuffling and reshuffling, I had uncovered these dangerous messages:

M. Holt: Sensible Face
Cashmen Lost Belief
Blemish Left Oceans
Mabel, She Left Coins
Ben Locates Himself
Once Stable Himself
So, He Can't Feel Limbs?
Mel Chose Belfast, NI
Enbalms Slice Of The ...
Then, Miles Of Cables
Mental Chess Foible
Chief Not Blameless
Blameless Con Thief
A Bitch Flees Lemons
Bitches Feel Salmon
'Seminal' Feel To HSBC
M.S. Lee Botches Final
Ban Soft Mill Cheese
'Hot' Lebanese 'C' Films
Chief Ian Smelt Lesbo
HeFeltLesbians.com
Colin B's Safe Helmet
'Be Less Facile' Month
Boneless Thief Calm
Lent Me Beach Fossil
Balm Shot Feels Nice
Coe Left In Shambles
Seen! (Felt Shambolic)
Some 'Lab Scene' Filth

If anyone can find any more 'suspicious encryptions', please do not, under ANY circumstances, approach me, as I may become violent.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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