Toddler decides that the behaviour of the President is completely selfish
Gary Watson, 3, has philosophised that the behaviour of Donald Trump really goes beyond the pail. Speaking to us, whilst throwing a tantrum on the floor of his local Tesco the erudite expert in human behaviour told us, 'A tantrum is fair enough in...
Read full storyDonald Trump told to stop licking the Cactus
A White House aide has revealed that Donald Trump has to be repeatedly told to stop licking a Cactus in the White House. The Cactus, which is a large green one in the Oval Office, and was a gift from Barack Obama on his leaving Obama said 'Yes,...
Read full storyClematis Wilt Reunion
The long forgotten prog rock orchestra Clematis Wilt have announced a massive world wide tour for 2018. Daniel Pretension, the band's drummer, and bassist Butch Arpeggio put the group together in 1973, following on the success of Mike Oldfield's T...
Read full storyExtreme Temperatures Having Adverse Effects on Millions of Americans, could spell the end of economic recovery
Upper Midwest, including Minnesota and Wisconsin. Now burrrr-ied under subarctic temperatures reminiscent of the POLAR VORTEX, literally millions of Americans are huddled in their thermal skivvies and parkas, shivering like nervous Chihuahuas. As...
Read full storyVegetarian Cat Swears vengance on his owners
Vegetarian cat, Tiddles Smith, 3, from Chutney on the Fritz has declared vengance on his owners, Mr and Mrs Smith for feeding him a diet of meat for years. The angry moggy says 'All of those hints I have been dropping, such as eating grass, steali...
Read full story2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel
Snap election, Britain votes New £1 coins, new £10 notes Robert Mugabe finally goes Mount Agung in Bali blows RyanAir, staff trouble Syria reduced to rubble Fats Domino, Chuck Berry Jeremy Corbyn, Glastonbury Fake news, tweets, sacking Torie...
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