Drone Stole Boy's Homework
Police are investigating an incident in which a student from a local school alleged that, whilst he was busy doing his homework on Monday night, a drone came through his open bedroom window, and stole the book from under his nose! The incident hap...
Read full storyMan Read Alexander Solzhenitsyn's 'Cancer Ward', And Began To Feel 'Ropey'
A man who read a copy of the Alexander Solzhenitsyn classic, 'Cancer Ward', has revealed how, whilst reading the book, he started to feel distinctly unwell. The book, a classic amongst Russian literature, was written in 1966, and was censored by t...
Read full storyMan Hopes For More Deeply-Rooted Anxiety And Loneliness Over The Holiday Season
Rochester, Minnesota. 39-year-old Matthew Brecker got down on his knees last Sunday evening, and prayed to the Almighty God, Creator of Heaven and the Earth, that he could experience more anxiety, paranoia, and loneliness over the Holidays. W...
Read full storyFar Right Militia Will Revolt if Trump's Impeached
President Donald Trump's prediction that the people will revolt if he is impeached has received enthusiastic endorsement from Etaoin Shrdlu, supreme commander of a far right, Minute Man-style, rag-tag band of Second Amendment zealots. Shrdlu told The...
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