Overseas Teacher Quits Job And Returns Home
South Korea. Alex Peterson, 27, earned his Master's Degree in Education last Spring and decided that he would dive into a life full of excitement and adventure by teaching overseas. After spending so many years reading books and studying, Alex felt...
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"We've made it to the first qualifying round of the Birmingham Spaghetti Junction All Comers' Floodlight trophy. I know, let's make a record." There was once a time when even the most mundane event in a football team's history would spawn a record release, but now thankfully it seems that these mind numbing ditties have died a death. Apparently it all started in the 1930s with Arsenal releas...
Read full storyAmazon announces the 'Hey you!' digital assistant for adults
Amazon took the technology industry by surprise today when it announced 'Hey you!', a new digital assistant aimed specifically at the adult home market. Unlike the company's market-leading 'Alexis', which responds to all questions with standard, i...
Read full story“A Mighty Fortress Is Our Trump”
For the Evangelicals Still Standing by Their Man A mighty fortress is our Trump, a bulwark ever flailing; our Savior he amid the flood, his moral ills prevailing. For still Trump’s dauntless foes do seek to work Him woe; their craft and power are great, and armed with cruel facts, on earth are not their equals. Did we in our own strength take pride, our striving would be b...
Read full storyMan Got Dole Money And Went Straight To Las Vegas
There was little sympathy for one man this week, when it was revealed he had received his dole cheque on Wednesday, and then headed straight for Las Vegas, where he spent the fucking lot! David Arsehole, 23, from Manchester, signed on at the Unemp…
Read full storyPresident Trump Resigns After A Job Well Done
Citing his unbelievable success at everything he has ever attempted, Donald Trump resigned from the office of president of the United States. I have achieved all I have set out to accomplish in record time. My ratings were greater than any other...
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