Winnie Mandela Obituary
Winnie Mandela, the manager of the Mandela United Football Club, has died. Madikizela-Mandela (to give her her full name), 81, the fraudulent, corrupt, kidnapping instigator of murder, who was also the former wife of anti-apartheid activist and ca...
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The question of whether President Trump is some kind of Manchurian Candidate subject to Russian mind control has long been a subject of speculation among some Americans. Well Thursday night the whole country got their answer. Under hypnosis Preside...
Read full storyMan's Stepdaughter Breaks Wind Very Near His Face
There was real family drama in the Tapon area of Battambang last night, when the stepdaughter of an Englishman living in the locality broke wind in close proximity to his face, causing much resentment. Moys Kenwood, 54, was typing out a spoof sto...
Read full storyThe NFL is set to approve players from space
Due to the waning popularity of the NFL, as well as scandals, the backlash from political correctness, and the loss of general entertainment value, NFL officials are set to allow players from other planets to play. Not everyone is welcoming the mo...
Read full storyMan Spotted 'Creature' With Two Heads
A man out for an early morning stroll in the remote area of Tapon near Battambang, today told of a sight that he will never be able to 'unsee' - a creature with two heads! The creature was spotted by animal expert, Moys Kenwood, who lives in the a...
Read full storyLooser Guccifer 2.0 reveals new DNC plans for upcoming midterm elections
Hacker Looser Guccifer 2.0, who two years ago revealed the extent of Mr. Trump’s collusion with Russia, has once again released an intelligence bulletin from inside the DNC. Background: In 2016, Looser Guccifer 2.0 indicated Mr. Trump’s intent...
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