Pentagon Admits Spending 79 Trillion Dollars On Hookers And Blow
In honor of Earth Day, Pentagon officials decided to tell the American people the truth for once. In a special report that was temporarily declassified for only 24 hours, the Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces admitted that most of money supp...
Read full storyEarth Day celebrated around the world
It's Earth Day again, and people are trying to find novel and exciting uses for that boring grey substance that surrounds us - earth, which is also called soil. At Chaffinch St Cock, a gigantic Earth Parade was held to celebrate earth through the...
Read full storyThe Hunt's On For GOOGLE
Cancerous pustule, Jeremy Hunt, has threatened Social media giants with more laws because he says they don’t do enough to protect children. Jeremy of course knows all about protecting children having closed down many children’s wards as health minist...
Read full storyCan't pay? - We'll take it away! High Court Enforcers demand £1.8 trillion at HM Treasury
High Court Sheriff enforcers have been hired to seize goods to the value of £1,765,287,432,177.59 after creditors lost faith in the UK's ability to service the national debt. Officials have just 24 hours to pay at least £800 billion by chip-and-pi...
Read full storyMisunderstood Comey smashes set of The Lead with Jake Tapper
Apparently, life on the book tour circuit can be a little lonely. Following an appearance on the CNN news show The Lead with Jake Tapper, former FBI director James Comey had had enough of the panel's snarky criticisms and stormed the set. "Ther...
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