After Sports Team owners threats, Greybus comes to the rescue by offering special "Ride to Oblivion Service"
After the threat by Nascar Owners to send protesting drivers who support NFL anthem protests home on a Greybus, the bus company has responded with a special Ride to Oblivion Package. This includes a luxury bus ride by their more than friendly staf...
Read full storyBuffalo Bills stand on one leg in solidarity
Various teams in the NFL decided to protest President Trump's statements about standing during the national anthem by taking various stances during yesterday's games. The Buffalo Bills decided to stand on one leg during the national anthem, tho...
Read full storyDavid Bowie Hid In Coal Shed To Avoid Roger Moore
Details are emerging about the fragile relationship between mercurial maestro and matador of avant-garde pop musicianship David Bowie, and Bond star Roger Moore. "David, or 'Alan', as he liked to be called back then, met some pretty weird characte...
Read full storyNitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas) is hilariously funny and you could all die laughing!
Laughing gas being flogged for 5 quid to kids wanting to laugh themselves to death in nightclubs, raves and other locations, is causing those who flog it, to laugh all the way to the bank! Dark entrepreneurs are having so much fun purchasing the s...
Read full storyTrump "Visits" Puerto Rico To Survey Hurricane Damage
West New York, NJ - President Donald Trump "visited" Puerto Rico today by way of a satellite feed from West New York, New Jersey. Trump scheduled the visit amid claims that he cares more about stirring controversy with the NFL than about a U.S. terr...
Read full storyThrow Another Chimp In The Sky
*Warning this story may contain lazy stereotypes and bad grammar. Don't judge us but we've got a little bit of a grudge against Australia* Australia is to set up it's own National Space agency to grow it's own space program. With typical Aussie se...
Read full storyAustralian Nutter hitches ride on train windscreen wiper!
Living in Australia can be expensive and travelling too (just like England) so one nutter decided to dodge paying his fare by hitching a ride on the windscreen wiper of a passing train! Luckily, in Australia, it hardly rains, but shines, and durin...
Read full story"President Trump Fixes Earth" is #1 Show in the Alpha Centauri Galaxy
Washington, DC President Donald Trump was recently visited by a spaceship fron Alpha Centauri, to give him the Galaxy Award, an award to the top entertainment show in the (Alpha Centauri) galaxy. "Our people cannot get enough of the crazy Trump ad...
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