Laughing gas being flogged for 5 quid to kids wanting to laugh themselves to death in nightclubs, raves and other locations, is causing those who flog it, to laugh all the way to the bank!
Dark entrepreneurs are having so much fun purchasing the stuff from online retailers for a pittance, re-bottling the stuff in containers, and then flogging it to miserable kids searching for a "fun kick" are wetting themselves laughing as their rolls of banknotes grow and grow!
Who the fuck needs heroin, cocaine, weed or whatever when you can provide a great night out for kids who can laugh until they drop, which they do! Yes people, Nitrous Oxide can kill, but man, what a way to go, laughing your balls off until the "shit hits the fan" and exitus!
Drug dealers are switching to the "funny side of life" being aware that laughing gas aint illegal and E Bay don't give a sniff (is that illegal, sniffing? Depends what you sniff I guess!) as long as they believe the gas makes everybody have a great laugh, see the funny side of life through being gassed (please do not get confused with the gas used by Hitler & Co, that really wasn't funny!), and as doctors say, laughing is healthy as long as it don't kill you!
Tip from Jaggedone, have a laugh at this spoof (and his other classics), it's much healthier in the long run!
