Charles Krauthammer Denies He Is The Leader Of 'The Lizard People'
After years of swirling rumors, Fox News political commentator Charles Krauthammer has officially denied that he is the leader of the dreaded 'Lizard People', an army of shape-shifting reptilian aliens sent to earth to gain power and manipulate human...
Read full storyHunter-Gatherer Adjusts Well to Office Work, Wins Employee of the Month
Editor's Note: Some so-called Brits are claiming this fake news story is a fake fake news story, due to its American English and colloquialisms, not to mention a total ignorance of the English countryside. Nothing could be further from the truth. It'...
Read full storyThe Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America
Service Dogs have been assisting the blind and deaf for over a 100 years. But the growing list of creatures being used to assist people with an expanding inventory of handicaps has set off a deluge of dangerous situations across America. An exampl...
Read full storyFailing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall
Three of America's top retail giants will be selling the brick & mortar of their soon-to-be defunct department stores to the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to help build the Wall between the United States and Mexico - al...
Read full storySouthgate V Slovenia
England's managerial waterboy, Gareth Southgate, has sensationally admitted that "some if not all" of his current squad don't deserve to be there! England are scheduled to play Slovenia tonight and Gareth is obviously worried about the threat the...
Read full story"Over their dead bodies!" Brit buffoon BOJO jokes and has a grand laugh!
The British foreign secretary, conservative chief buffoon and renowned general clown, called BOJO (for the editor's sake) has decided to turn his attention to real, black British humor, instead of acting like a diplomat, politician (well they're a bu...
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