Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts
Despite 12 indictments for Trump.com™ associates he denies any collusion with Russia and it was purely coincidental Manfart was his campaign manager the same time he was receiving payments from a foreign power. Muellers strategy was up to no...
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Following the multi-count indictment unsealed this morning against Paul Manafort, US Postal Inspectors have initiated intense scrutiny of Mr. Manafort's conventional snail mail. So far, by 2:00 PM EST Monday, Mr. Manafort has received 20,640 solic...
Read full storyJealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!
It's a well known fact that female praying mantis and several spider species gobble up their male partners after copulation! However, scientists have now discovered a species of Japanese transgender fish that fight underwater fishy wars because they...
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Homeowners from Las Vodkas, Nevada to Boozeman, Montana have been pleasantly surprised to discover their rain barrels brimming over with a libation not unlike VSOP Cognac after recent storms coming in from the west. "It should really come as no su...
Read full storyTrump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal
Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump tweeted today that he is having his staff try to arrange a visit with the Queen. Although previous inquiries have been ignored, Trump is certain she will respond this time due to the important cause of his visit. "I wish to co...
Read full storyTrump Threatens to Nuke FBI Headquarters if They Don't Lay Off the Russian Investigation
Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump insinuated that if the FBI and the fake news press wanted to see him start a nuclear war with North Korea, that they should just keep up the phoney Russian investigation. "I already gave them the perpretator of the w...
Read full storyTrump Says FBI is Accusing Him in the Russian Scandal Because They Know He's Distracted by Daughter Tiffany's Birthday
Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump tweeted over 180 times, a new Twitter record. The tweets were primarialy about how the government is persecuting Trump as even people from his own party are quitting in protest of his actions. Trump tweeted th...
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