Science Has No Place in Our Schools Tweets Trump
Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump, in another obvious effort to take the American public's minds off the Russian investigation, lashed out at Science today, saying that it is taught too much in schools. When asked to elaborate, Trump tweeted: "Everybody knows...
Read full storyNorth Korea Conducts 3rd ICBM Test With Mixed Results
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA (Replicant-D Headlines) -- North Korea conducts the third test of the Hwasong-14 ICBM, however, this test is a mix of success and failures. The reason why the test has a confusing outcome is due to the expected and the actua...
Read full storyPresident Trump Wondering What the Heck He Has To Do To Be Impeached
Sources close to the President say he's become increasingly unclear what he has to do to be impeached by Congressional Republicans. According to a White House insider, Trump originally thought that a simple, deranged inauguration speech would d...
Read full storyReport Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth
An investigation into the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant has revealed that contestants are always from planet earth. Years of documents going back to the event's inception have reportedly been uncovered, all of which show a consistent pattern of exclus...
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