Trump: "Who knew peace in the Middle East would be so complex?"
Donald Trump continued his first international trip today with a visit to Jerusalem, where he planned to unveil his plan for peace between Israelis and Palestinians. He had previously declared his plan the "best ever" and said that peace would be onl...
Read full storyTrump Introduces New 'Fart Code'
Since taking office, President Donald Trump has signed over 43 executive orders. Today he has added to that tally by signing another and possibly his most controversial and bizarre to date. The executive order bans the word 'Trumped 'from bein...
Read full storyTrump Pardons Himself
Washington, DC - President Donald Trump recently began to utter the words "Pardon me" with regularity. Although the President blames his chef's spicy food and a busy travel schedule for his continuous desire to be pardoned, sources say he is worri...
Read full storyChastiTunes Serves Up Music You Hate
Turning the business model on its head, a new streaming service purposely serves up the most hated songs and videos. So who would use such a service and for what purposes? As it turns out, ChastiTunes users are much more than musical masochist...
Read full storySunshine in Seattle blinds thousands
Emergency rooms in the sea side town of Seattle were bulging at the seams on Satuday due to what some are calling "sudden on-set blindness." Known as the wetest town north of the Joshua tree's in the Nevada dessert, even seasoned Seattlelites wer...
Read full storyHighly evolved Germans analyze human sex
Royal Society- "Human reproductive behavior is a biological process not an ideological one," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans. The MIE are a logical group, deciding their actions on com...
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