FDA Reviews Previously Denied Drug Applications
Stocks are soaring for pharmaceutical companies as the FDA looks at easing regulatory restrictions for bringing new drugs to market. Even better for Big Pharma, the FDA will review drug applications that were denied in the past. But there are m...
Read full storyBen Carson resigns as US Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
After just 3 days of being sworn into Trump's cabinet as the United States Secretary of Housing and Urban Development by Vice President Mike Pence, retired neurosurgeon and presidential candidate steps down from office. In a Breaking News report a...
Read full storyClinton still "dazed and confused" after loss to Trump, friend says
Chappaqua, New Yawk--After her "stunning" loss to President Donald Trump, loser Hillary Clinton still doesn't know what the hell happened to her. She conducted an autopsy on her failed election complain, and she still doesn't know what the hell happe...
Read full storyMan amputates foot: no need to match sox
"It came to me one Sunday afternoon awhile back" said Martin Duffy of the Kingsbridge section of the Bronx "when I finished a load of laundry and started spreading the goddam socks around on my kitchen table, like I've done hundreds of times before"...
Read full storyNuclear submarine lands in Welsh charity shop!
A strange, ancient leather, battered suitcase was given to a Welsh charity shop in Porthmadog, Gwynedd, (for US readers = Gobbledygook) and the strange, anonymous owner of the suitcase, bearing an Eastern European accent, disguised as the Elephant M...
Read full storyBill Cosby-Watchers Concerned About Bill's Tweeting
Somewhere Way Back in Rural Massachusetts The last remaining fans and friends of comedian Bill Cosby have been expressing anxiety that Dr. Cosby has so much trouble now that he is losing his eyesight. "We just worry about him straining his eyes to...
Read full storySchwarzenegger regarding Trump: "I will smash his face."
HOLLYWEIRD, CA--Aging celebrity Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't as photogenic as he used to be-not that the camera ever really loved him all that much, even in his Mr. Universe days. As he's gotten older, he's developed wattles. The fleshly flaps hang...
Read full storyPresident Trump Hears The Voice of God
[President Trump is being interviewed by Charlie Rose on PBS] CR: Mr. President, thank you for being here. T: My pleasure. CR: The New York Times reported today that you've claimed that President Obama tapped your phone. T: That's right. CR: What proof do you have of that? T: How else do you explain it? CR: Explain what? T: The leaks. How do you explain the leaks? Everything that happe...
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