Girl Steals Hat, Reveals Pope's Illuminati Tattoo
When adorable 3 year old Ester Ruth snatched Pope Francis' hat from his head outside of the Vatican, she also revealed a little known fact about the pontiff: Pope Francis has several tattoos including an Illuminati inspired design on the top of his h...
Read full storyDrone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment
Yikes! Are the aliens from outer space arriving? No, not yet, anyway. There's an interesting backstory here. A reporter from The Spoof, one skilled in talking and understanding "drone talk," has gotten the scoop from the nosy drone. Here's the skinny. Apparently the drone was flying near the apartment house when he noticed that one of the residents was watching the movie "Star Wars,"...
Read full storyHillary Clinton Leaves Amsterdam: "I'm Ready To Come Back From The Woods"
While the world was transfixed by the train wreck of the Trump presidency, Hillary Clinton quietly disappeared to the Netherlands a week after her surprise loss in the presidential election and she has kept a low profile ever since. Clinton was b...
Read full storyGeorge Osborne is a hard worker!
May we join the overwhelming response from Tatton's constituents to congratulate George Osborne on the announcement of his new job as editor of the London Evening Standard newspaper. He's had a passion for journalism for a long time and who wants to...
Read full storyTrump, Ryan Cast Together in Naked and Afraid
Washington, DC - President Donald Trump and House Speaker Paul Ryan will appear together on the reality show, Naked and Afraid. Producers wanted to film a special episode where two politicians have to live on their own without access to health care.
Read full storyMorrisville Woman run out of hangers, not dismayed
Alice Sweeney of Morrisville Pennsylvania has a clothing storage dilemma. "I've run out of hangers" she told as we sat in a booth at the Plymouth diner. "and I'm not about to buy anymore, never bought a hanger in my life, they've just always been t...
Read full storyThe New Trump University Will Teach Intelligent Design and Alchemy
Trump Tower, NY Trump announced today that he will re-start Trump University, this time with an emphasis on Scholastics instead of Real Estate Scams. "One class we're really proud of is our Alchemy class. As far as I know, we are the only univers...
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