Non-potty trained Brit kids cause crisis in kindergartens!
Modern day mums seem to be losing the basics of bringing up their loved ones because kindergartens all over the country are being confronted with a nappy invasion! Children, even up to the ripe old age of nine have been discovered wearing nappies!...
Read full storyWhy The BBC Are Having Trouble Recruiting DJ's
We at Back and to the Left news are so connected with youth culture we feel like we are almost inside young people. It's a closeness that you would expect from a lover or a Dr who specialises in looking at genitals. Hang on can we start again? After hearing the news that BBC Radio One was struggling to find new DJ's we tried to get an interview with the head of the station. Unfortunately he'd s...
Read full storyLong Island Short Story
A new Island has appeared off the coast of North Carolina in the US with all the grace of an oil tanker dressed as a ballerina auditioning for Swan Lake. Upon its appearance President Trump issued a decree to build a wall around the island. The I...
Read full storyMove over FitBit - Introducing The ShitFitBit, For Toddlers.
San Jose, CA - Riding the wave of the rise in popularity of fitness trackers, one popular fitness-tracking company is set to release its latest product, The ShitFitBit, which is designed to keep track of all your crazy toddler's shit-fits. "Many f…
Read full storyTrumpNoCare.com™ to give 22 Million Americans health care
Sitting astride Toilet Mouth Conway Trump has pronounced that under his magnificent leadership all Americans will now get Health Coverage. The nasty failing ObamaCare will be replaced by our magnificent TrumpNoCare.com™. Huckabee from the p...
Read full storyUS Defense Forces preparing ceremony to pass the Baton of World Leadership to Angela Merkel
After making America great again by abandoning all pretense of world leadership the State Department and the Pentagon are preparing to pass the World Leaders Baton to Germany. In a special ceremony to be held in a specially constructed wall somewh...
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