Study: Winners of Arguments Do Not Hate to Say 'I Told You So.'
Apparently, when people prove themselves correct over others, they often enjoy gloating for a moment, using sarcasm. According to new research, four out of five people who win an argument will use the addage, "I hate to say I told you so, but I told...
Read full storyNigel Farage expresses disappointment at Brexit
Professional layabout and turtle's arsehole lookalike Nigel Farage has splashed himself across the press again today by announcing that he is disappointed with the UK's progress towards Brexit. He said that if he had been in charge then by now the UK...
Read full storyGaseous Hero Dog accused of goosing Andrea Merkel at EU summit!
The international media is on fire this morning with a shocking accusation about a White House staffer, Moose the gaseous Hero Dog. Moose garnered international attention years ago after being sent by former president Barack Obama to negotiate wit...
Read full storyUK skirt wearing schoolboys touch their feminine side!
The hot, scorching summer weather in the UK, a rarity indeed, sometimes does peculiar things to people. A group of schoolboys in Exeter, Devon, turned up at school wearing girls skirts, not kilts! The boys felt they were being discriminated agains...
Read full storyGovernor of New Jersey took a crap on the beech
The Beech, New Jersey - Governor Christie spent the 4th on a beech from which he had removed all citizens, even those that had homes on the beech. This assured he and his family of complete privacy. According to an anonymous family member, our sou...
Read full storyFather wants to marry his lesbian daughter to a man
Money tycoon, Charles Lee, made global headlines in September 2012 when he offered £40m to any man who can convince his lesbian daughter, Cinderella Lee, to marry. The 57-year-old then doubled the money offering any bachelor $1billion (£80m) aft...
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