Congress Is Preparing to Reject and Replace the Republic
Congress had so much fun replacing, and reinforcing, then retaining the nation's healthcare system that law makers are considering doing the same for the entire country. The program will be called Wreck, Revise, Resurrect and Rollin' Down the River.
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If you are planning a vacation this year there are many jovial and fascinating places you could go in the world! Every trip you grow from and cherish for years to come. I still talk about the time I spent in Spain when I was in high school. Drinking...
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Driving a Ferrari is not quite what it seems as a Sheffield owner of the very expensive car decided, "enough is enough, get me out of here!" He decided to speed down a curvy, country lane at top speed, open the door, leap out, and let the "Red Bea...
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Washington, D.C. "I'm telling you," said Trump. "This is a real good deal. I've gotten one of the companies I own to offer accidental death insurance at a FANTASTIC rate to anyone who has lost their health insurance!" "This is really a once-in-a-l...
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Washington, DC Trump's new Secretary of Commerce will be O.J. Simpson announced the new White House Press Secretary. "President Trump feels that O.J. has had a lot of commerce experience, what with his running through the airports for Hertz, and...
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Pyongyang, North Korea Speculation about the missing spouse of portly North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un finally lead to a statement from Kim's public relations office. "Mr. Kim says that he was very sorry, especially since he knows how much the co...
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