Written by Al N.

Friday, 28 July 2017

image for Trump Promises Cheap Accidental Death Insurance to the 22 Million Cut Off Under His Proposed Health Plan
A lot of times, you don't even need a doctor. You can just have Hank look it over.

Washington, D.C. "I'm telling you," said Trump. "This is a real good deal. I've gotten one of the companies I own to offer accidental death insurance at a FANTASTIC rate to anyone who has lost their health insurance!"

"This is really a once-in-a-lifetime deal that I predict will get me a Nobel Peace Prize, just like Obama's," said Trump.

"And this time I'm sure we have a health plan that everybody, except maybe the people getting the accident insurance, is going to love! And we checked with the pharmaceutical companies and they like this new plan too! So everybody, especially the U.S taxpayers, wins!" claimed Trump.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Donald Trump




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