Robert Mueller To Trump: Don't call me Fly Face!
BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most disgusting villains in the chronicles of crime was Felix Weatherlimmp, aka Fly Face; a one time Washington lawyer who was constantly surrounded by a cloud of flies. Fly Face often partnered with crime boss William M...
Read full storyRival Hockey team 'Scarecrow' their opponents.
Police were called after an ill-tempered rival women's hockey match, spiralled out of control. After being recipients of some fiery and unpenalized challenges, the visiting Ravens team,decide to'even things up'by deploying their infamous 'Scarecro...
Read full storyHeather Coon the prostitute and spy
But, alas: Heather Coon, the musician and also an M20 spy who was deported from Syria in 2010 after pleading guilty to conspiracy charges, is now being accused of engaging in a psychological war against Russian leader Adrik Vartanyan. She has bee...
Read full storyEarly on, Planet Earth looked like a giant jelly doughnut, scientists theorize
The latest in science news theorizes that the earth was originally a Synestia - it took on a giant jelly doughnut shape early in its history, about 4.5 billion years ago. Some scientists believe the earth was originally a blob of mostly vaporized...
Read full storyConservative Party pledge to make Brexit 'all the colours of the rainbow'
The Conservative Party have today pledged that before negotiations are over, and the rules for the shape of bananas are finally handed back to our sovereign Parliament, they will ensure 'every colour of the rainbow' has the chance of 'owning' Brexit...
Read full storyAmerican's Worry Obamacare may never die
MISSISSIPPI.US - American's the length and breadth of the deep south are concerned that Donald Trump's proclamation that he will "Let Obamacare Die", will not mean the end of the subsidised Healthcare system and that it may end up being resurrected a...
Read full storyPeople crap at their job demand to be highest earners at their companies
There have been calls this morning for people crap at their jobs to become the highest earners at their respective companies. After the BBC released it's 'higher earner' document this morning, there have been questions asked why professional ginge...
Read full storyCash conscious Arsenal's no cost, new player plan, gets the red card from Wenger!
The Arsenal board of directors voted overwhelmingly to provide long serving coach Arsene Wenger with the extra resources he requested to find new talent. They unanimously agreed to do this, by giving their supporters a chance to play in home games...
Read full storyWhat eclipse? "The Great Solar Eclipse Hoax of 2017"
In an interview today on Fox News, a spokesman for Eclipse Deniers charged that the highly touted solar eclipse set for Aug. 21 is nothing more than a scam hatched by a coalition of transportation, hotel, resort and food service interests. "Ther...
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