Trump.com™ lawyer lobbies President for Navy Seal Black ops against Bitch who sent him an email
An outrageous attack from an unidentified terrorist who sent an unpatriotic email after 10pm will be dealt with a presidential order for a Navy Seal Black Ops strike. Worse this the unpatriotic terrorist is allegedly also harboring cats with unpaid...
Read full storyMueller issues indictments!
Associated Press, June 11, 2018. Special Counsel Robert Mueller announced that a federal grand jury has indicted Donald Trump, Jr., Paul Manafort, Jared Kushner and four others, for obstruction of justice and conspiring with a foreign power to inter...
Read full storyBrazilian dog mum gives birth to a GREEN puppy!
The astonishing sight that a dog owner witnessed in Brazil of her GOLDEN retriever giving birth to a GREEN puppy has sent shock waves around the world and journalists are calling it an ALIEN arrival of the third kind, WOOF! The innocent green pupp...
Read full storyThe Chinese get smart by innovating faster
Wealthy Chinese men who fear the terrible prospects of child support payments, alimony payments, and community property laws have decided to hire American women to serve as surrogates for their children, creating a small but growing business of provi...
Read full storyChicken Little: "Oh my, the sky is warming!"
Chicken Little looked puzzled as a perspiring Little Red Hen fluttered down from the nest where she was sitting on a clutch of their eggs. "You left those eggs alone half an hour ago," he cautioned. "If you want them to hatch, shouldn't you stay on them longer than that?" "I don't understand it," the Little Red Hen responded. "I didn't used to get so hot sitting on eggs. All the other sitti...
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