New Trump Hire to Inspire Goverment Bureaucracy.
Washington, DC -- Barney Bard, who once held a position of Professor Emeritus at the now defunct Trump University, is following Mr. Trump to the White House. "Mr. Bard," said Kellyanne Conway, counselor to Mr. Trump, "will be this Administration'...
Read full storyVery Rich people arguing on Twitter, again
An actress who reads other people's words for a living, and a President Elect, who in his own words 'has all of the best words' have entered into a spat on Twitter (other social networking sites are available). Donald Trump, the actual second choi...
Read full storyObama Designates Wide Swathe Of Hillary's Cleavage As National Monument
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Obama designated another controversial area as a national monument today. Last week the lame duck president irritated Utah and Nevada residents by declaring millions of acres off limits to mining and other public usage.
Read full storyTrumpcare To Hire Veterinarians And Auto Mechanics To Lower Costs
In a preview of what will be replacing Obamacare, Ivanka Trump rolled out the first prototype Trumpcare Wellness Center, in Flint, Michigan. President Trump praised Ivanka while he was speaking at another anti-intelligence rally. "I'm really p...
Read full storyGoogle announces the householder-less house
Chandler, Arizona - Inkopay Ommiecay, spokesman for Google, announced today that Google has invented the householder-less house. Related story Google gives driverless cars the green light for business, but are we really ready for AI piloted veh...
Read full storyPicking Your Nose & Eating It Not Just Socially Acceptable... but Good for You!
"Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor. Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier a...
Read full storyA Random Collection of Perry & Terrys Pet Hates with Pork Scratchings# 000352647
After years of research and a constant stream of psychotic experiences in the pub, Perry & Terry share what pisses them off. People who major in all the arts but can't draw the curtains. Critics who never complain after a blowjob. The humble accountant. They must count for something. When horses are called stupid names like "Transsexual" and you are forced to place an each way bet...
Read full storyWorthless celebrity robbed at gunpoint in Paris!
Visiting Paris in fashion week seems to be slightly more difficult for worthless celebs these days, even they get robbed at gunpoint! Rather boring, quite useless celeb (apart from flashing her butt and married to another waste of space rapper cal...
Read full storyPot Farmers Dream Of Growing A Crop On Mars
Hi-tech potheads in California want to be the first people to farm on Mars, and farmer Tad Hope is ready to take on the mission. Hope, a vocal proponent of the Green Mars movement, has posted numerous videos of his concept and test farm in Cedar K...
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