Trump Is Consulting Mobsters About Foreign Policy
WASHINGTON POST By Peter Hare Donald Trump has said that he's a "smart guy." That is the reason he doesn't need daily intelligence briefings. Too, he's said that he knows more than the generals about Isis. And 3 days ago he said he had more...
Read full storyIn the Light of the Plight of the Red Cross is Facebook Crippling our Emergency Services?
Popular social media platform, Facebook, has been in the centre of a row with our global emergency services. Over 14 million 999 calls were made last year in the UK alone, to our already exhausted emergency services by young and old who want to share trivialities on the Internets most popular social networking sit Facebook. Other calls to counselling services, and missing persons burea...
Read full storyDr Farquar and eBay
Stuff You Won't see on eBay Robbie Williams backstage pass to appear on 'Trish' David Seamen anagram for his last name 'Enema's (who says nothing gets past him?) Arnold Shwartzeneggers benchpress (he won't be spending 12 hours a day in the gym now!) Laurence Llewellen Bowen's personal handmirror in scrolled gothic 'very euro bohemian' gilted in gold flake and old virginia with those...
Read full storyDid Putin Won U.S. Election?
NEW YORK TIMES by Elmer Gantry US intelligence agencies yesterday released a shocking, frightening report about a hostile foreign country's efforts to subvert America's system of government, and the incoming president does not understand the gr...
Read full storyDr Farquar and The Generation Gap
How can life begin at forty? Surely it begins when you are born doesn't it? (Contributed by Alex Petty) Dr F. Life does not begin at forty. Ask John Lennon or Jill Dando. Why do teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly the same? (Contributed by Alex Petty) Dr F. Discourage kids from spending your money on designer clothes and trainers. Have George Armani o...
Read full storyDr Farquar and Growing Old
People say 'Life begins at forty' but neglect to say you are fucked at fifty. If 'Life begins at forty' what would John Lennon have to say about that? Yes, old age comes to all of us. I am just a year or two off the half-century mark and already exhibiting signs of dementia. For example: Sleeping with other women I believe to be my wife. Shoplifting, obviously. Forgetting it's my round of beer.
Read full storyDr Farquar and Growing Up
How did I get to fifty years old without one risk assessment or health action plan? Am I a total fuckwit? Many a time I ran through the house with a pair of scissors as a kid and am still here I am to tell the tale. When we were kids we did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cellphones, no p...
Read full storyPussy flavored lip balm: Trump Inaugural Ball souvenir!
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that sources within the Trump transition team have informed them that Pussy flavored lip balm will be offered at the web site MakeAmericaGreatAgain.grab and a sample pack will be given to every attendee...
Read full storySenators McCain and Graham perform Russia-themed duet as ballerinas to packed house
The Bijou Theater and Playhouse in the nation's capital reported a sold-out audience last evening eager to applaud the senators' performance (some audience also danced in the aisles). The event celebrated and commemorated Friday's intelligence rep...
Read full storyBoss who expects to always get his own way cannot understand why people hate him
In business news in Swanage (other medium sized places are available) a Mr Richard Potato does not understand why people in the office think he is a bit of a prick. The underwhelming figure of Mr Potato 52, said 'I know that the rest of the office...
Read full storySomeone no-one remembers shocked to see his auto-biography in the Christmas sales
Ernie Goodman, a faded celebrity comedian,model, singer, whatever was shocked to see his auto-biography - A Goodman Is Hard To Find in the WH Smiths sale in Basingstoke. Goodman, who wrote the esteemed, never reviewed tome with a ghost writer and...
Read full storyDonald Trump to cut budget for Superhero Insurance
President Elect Donald Trump has said he will cut the budget for superhero insurance after January 20th. For years, individuals such as Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the long forgotten Goat Boy have been destroying large areas of downtown Gotha...
Read full storyRepublican House And Senate Members To Impeach Donald Trump
Meeting at an undisclosed, subterranean, sound proof, command center, located somewhere near or in a branch of the National Defense and Strategic Commission, maybe in Washington D.C., the Republican leaders of both the House and Senate, discussed how...
Read full storyMormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec
"The French Canadians are quite friendly," said choir director Brigham Smith in a press release, "and we were generally well received, but some of our interactions with the Quebecois were rather puzzling, to say the least." "For instance, can som...
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