Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse
In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump's election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez,...
Read full storyWater-Boarding World Championship 2017 to be held in Trump Tower!
The new US government has bowed to the demands of their President and instead of holding their annual Water-Boarding World Championship at Guantanamo Bay, it will now take place in the dungeons of Trump Tower, NY. All leading countries have been...
Read full storyPink Floyd 'The Wall' Mexico Reissue Set For March 20
Bosses at Columbia Records have said that Pink Floyd, the pioneering British rock band, are to have their seminal 1979 studio album 'The Wall' re-released in Mexico. The album, the group's eleventh, has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide,...
Read full storyTrump Declares War on Robots… "You say robot. I say reboot."
Washington, DC… The science of robotics is about to plow headfirst into the art of the deal. President Donald Trump has banned the use and ownership of robots in America, calling them "over efficient job bandits." In an Executive Order titled "Dea...
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