Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner: The ACME Golden Shower
BILLINGSGATE POST: In any story playing off Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner, I have agreed to implement the same rules as those governing encounters between these two characters and apply them to Vladimir E Coyote and the Trump Runner, so help me God. THE RULES: RULE 1. THE TRUMP RUNNER CANNOT HARM VLADIMIR COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING "BEEP-BEEP!" RULE 2. NO OUTSIDE FORCE CAN HARM VLADIMIR C...
Read full storyMan Who Predicted Trump Victory Says Aliens Helped Him Win
Donald Trump continues to pedal the theory that fraudulent illegal alien voters cost him the popular vote in the presidential election. Now, the man who predicted Donald Trump would win the election says, it was not illegal aliens, but space aliens that tipped the US election in Trump's favor. I talked to Tony Fife at his compound in Gaslight, Nevada, where he and others like him are prepar...
Read full story70 year old US man robs bank to escape his missus!
Mr Lawrence Ripple (Name not changed for legal reasons; this story is just so ridiculous it's true!) from Kansas, USA, decided to rob a local bank; not because he was destitute, bankrupt or just wanted to escape Trump bullshit, no! He robbed the b...
Read full storySteve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month
Besides eliminating the new all gender bathrooms in the White House, Steve Bannon's decorator is having the old Whites Only and Colored designations painted on the bathroom doors. Because the redecorating was announced during Black History Month,...
Read full storyWitch Uses Gluten Free House to Entrap Children
Her walkway is lined with sugarless candy canes and her lawn is covered over with gluten free danishes. With the sides of her house made of non trans fat chicken fingers, a roof full of diet doughnuts and windows of sugarless sugar, the dimwitted wi...
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