Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds
NEW YORK, NY - Despite previous claims that chivalry had died, new research suggests that, though in critical condition, it is, in fact, still alive. Originally a set of principles for medieval knights, chivalry had, in more recent centuries lead...
Read full storySupreme court to hear "Move the N in Wednesday to before the D" argument
The seemingly interminable battle to have the letter N in Wednesday move to its more appropriate position before the D will now go to the Supreme Court. this has angered many in Britain's Parliament who have suggested sanctions against the United St...
Read full storyTrump by Number… The Donald Invites the Nation to Color Him In
Washington, DC…America's newly inaugurated leader has not forgotten his minions. President Donald Trump is giving a paint by number portrait of himself to every American household, to commemorate the activation of his administration. "This gift is...
Read full storyTrump Stuns Inaugural Crowd with Horrifying Speech
On Friday, January 20th of 2017, Donald J. Trump was sworn in as 45th president of the United States. Although the turnout was small in comparison to previous presidential ceremonies, thousands of supporters were in attendance, as well as most of Was...
Read full storyTrump claims to have the biggest hands in the world
In another bizarre rant at a press conference, the new US president has claimed that he has larger hands than anyone else in the world. He has asked the Guinness World Record organisation to verify them with an official measurement so that he can ent...
Read full storyTrump Complains That Media Underestimated Size of His Inauguration Crowd
Washington, DC Newly-sworn in U.S. President Donald Trump spent a lot of his first full day as President complaining and tweeting that the media underestimated the size of his Inauguration crowd. "It's because they are all jealous at the HUGE amo...
Read full storyTrump Has Shortest Inaugural Ball on Record
Washington, DC Donald Trump, newly sworn in President of the U.S., had the shortest inaugural ball season on record. "Trump's balls totally bucked the trend. For the last few decades, the ball season has been getting longer and longer. Obama's las...
Read full storyTrump Proposes a Revival of NASA to Conquer Space and Claim It All For America!
Washington, DC President Trump gave a press conference to announce that he had signed an executive order permitting him to control future space exploration, and to stake legal claims to anything found. "I don't think it's unfair to give the perso...
Read full storyMelania Trump's White House Tour
Investigative Discovery, Melania's favorite channel, was asked to host the tour that Melania wanted to give the nation of what she calls is the "New White House." "Yes, thank you" started Melania. "The first I noticed upon first looking was how old everything was. Those were the first things I got rid of. The help would be "that's been here since the Jefferson administration" and I'd be like, e...
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