Pizza Parlor Panic!
Montgomery Ala.: Creation scientist have issued a dire warning against eating pizza. Ford Cellars, of the Bible Center for Spiritual Research said they have evidence that consumption of the cuisine may lead to pedophila. "We've kept a close e...
Read full storyThis Morning's Rodent Removal
A pesky rodent that had been terrorising the set of semi popular morning show "This Morning" has been caught. However Philip Schofield is still at large and truly capable of being a dick all on his own. The mouse, which is estimated (by us) to be 37...
Read full storyOxford University Academics batter Brexit!
Brit pro-Brexit politicians and their blind sheep voters have been put in their place by Oxford University academics who claim the vote was a complete BOJO balls up! As dopey politicians have no right to be called intellectuals, especially leading...
Read full storyTrump Supporter Having "Some Potential Doubts" After Disclosure of Trump-Russia Dossier
West Riverton, Georgia - The recent disclosure of a dossier detailing alleged compromising information gathered by KGB agents during a Trump hotel stay in Moscow, which was exposed by several news and political blogs, has caused a Georgia man to have...
Read full storyTrump Tweets Denials as Vegas Bets on Trumpgate
Las Vegas, NV - Gentlemen, and Ladies, place your bets. Trumpgate is the hottest game in Vegas. For $100 wager, gamblers can choose the number of days or years Trump will remain in the office of President before being forced to resign or impeached...
Read full storyJuncker's new agenda for Brexit negotiations
Britons who thought Article 50 of the European Treaty would centre on money and freedom of movement could be in for a surprise. EU President, Jean-Claude Juncker, famously not averse to an early morning beverage, including his favourite breakfast...
Read full storyGun Opponents Suddenly Find Themselves Up In Arms
Gun sales, which fell by double digits following Donald Trumps election, are shooting back up again with help from some unlikely customers. Former gun control activists, life long liberals and terrified middle class white people are purchasing weapon...
Read full storyHull City Fans In New Protest
Hull City supporters, angry at the lack of investment in the club by its owners, which has resulted in a shortage of available players from which new manager Marco Silva can select, have organised a new protest. The fans attending Saturday's home...
Read full storyTrump White House to Have a 'People's Lobby' With Shops and Restaurants
According to a source within his transition team, Donald J. Trump is making plans to turn the White House foyer into what he calls the 'People's Lobby.' The newly remodeled area will eventually be occupied by an assortment of retail stores, restau...
Read full storyUS intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award
Last evening Mr. Clapper, Mr. Comey, and Mr. Brennan accepted The ASFD's (Academy of Science and Forensic Duty) most distinguished award. The Bird Blossom Award last appeared in 2003 following Mr. Bush's work on discovering WMD (weapons of mass de...
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