Trump.com™ to build wall to stop further Hurricanes
After bragging his crowds are bigger than any Hurricane he has vowed to protect America from really really big storms by building a wall to stop the weather. Scientists were initially skeptical though as the size of the wall would have to exceed t...
Read full storyLisa and Ilsa's Titillating Spring Break
"This is a really dumb idea... and it was mine!" Lisa said, turning to Ilsa as they entered the fraternity house through an unlocked back door. "I think it's cool, Lisa." Ilsa didn't hesitate, being especially careful to close the door quietly. "But if the place is deserted why are we being so quiet?" "The boys are gone but the housemother is probably still here during spring recess if she c...
Read full storyAustralia takes New Zealand Mainland Annexation Party to High Court - Claims invasion is inappropriate
After the declaration by New Zealand of a hostile takeover, Australian authorities are taking up a desperate fight to save their sovereignty, though bizarrely using the domestic legal system. Foreign Minister strongly condemns invasion as uncalled f...
Read full storyNorth Koreans Required to Start Wearing "Kim Jong-Underwear"
Pynonyang, North Korea It was announced that all Koreans, in order to honor leader Kim Jong-Un, must wear "Kim Jong-Underwear," which is made of Korea burlap and had pictures of Kim Jong-Un on it. North Koreans are now subject to spot searches to...
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