Pynonyang, North Korea It was announced that all Koreans, in order to honor leader Kim Jong-Un, must wear "Kim Jong-Underwear," which is made of Korea burlap and had pictures of Kim Jong-Un on it.
North Koreans are now subject to spot searches to make sure they are wearing the required undergarments. If they aren't, they are sent to a special labor camp, along with the rest of their family.
If the underwear shows any stains, the person is sent to a different labor camp. And if the stain is on one of the pictures of Kim Jong-Un, they they are sent to a death camp.
On the bright side, when questioned by Kim Jong-Un, all respondents said they LOVE the Kim Jong-Underwear.