New Zealand silently invades Australia
After years of planting double agent sleepers in the Australian government, the plans to invade appear to have succeeded. With now 69 parliamentarians and senators being exposed has having dual Australian and New Zealand citizenship, they are maki...
Read full storyANTIFA burn down Mississippi McDonald's
Biloxi, MS- After a local McDonald's refused to take down a statue featuring Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and the Hamburglar, a large group of ANTIFA burned the establishment to the ground. ANTIFA spokesperson Tiffany Jackson said, "What we did was...
Read full storyThose who can, Lead. Those who can't, just keep campaigning...
Mistaking the Presidency for a popularity contest that he hasn't even won yet, president Trump continues to work the crowds in an apparent attempt to dodge doing any real work. "I've done more than any President up to this point in history," Tru...
Read full storyTrump Meets with Mexican President
Wash. D.C.- President Trump met with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto at the White House on Monday. The meeting was to be a discussion on US/Mexico relations, the proposed Wall along our mutual border, who was to pay for said Wall, and many o...
Read full storyProfessor Henry Higgins Takes Donald Trump In Hand
"Now, Donald, I have prepared a few simple exercises for you [handing him a printed card]. Start at the top, and read all the way through." "I condemn the racists and neo-nazis and white supremacists who . . . Listen, I know that the fake media want to distort everything I say . . ." "No, no, no! That is unacceptable. You absolutely must stay on message. Start over from the beginning."...
Read full storyIrish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism
Three Irish jihadists from Kinvara in Co Galway were today jailed following a hearing in the Dublin Supreme Court. Mohammed O'Shaugnessy, Fatima Murphy and Javed O'Connor were convicted of terrorism offences during the busy Kinvara Hate Festival,...
Read full storyANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!
The final Battle of Trafalgar is about to begin as ANTIFA extremist loonies claim Nelson was a Nazi! After the tearing down of statues in America that have anything to do with the terrible slave era, it is feared that this trend is now tsunami-ing...
Read full storyClass action against the Whitehouse™ filed as thousands of children blinded watching the eclipse, after followng Presidential example and looking at it without safety glasses
After the sterling example of Presidential leadership by doing what everyone had been saying not to do for weeks, thousands of children have looked at the eclipse and gone blind. Parents are outraged that despite the good educational work of scien...
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