ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 23 August 2017


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The Leftie Loonie ANTIFA want Nelson torn down! Morons!

The final Battle of Trafalgar is about to begin as ANTIFA extremist loonies claim Nelson was a Nazi!

After the tearing down of statues in America that have anything to do with the terrible slave era, it is feared that this trend is now tsunami-ing it's way to the UK (as most US trends tend to), and poor old one-eyed, one armed, British national hero, Nelson is being targeted!

A monument to one of Britain's greatest heroes has attracted millions of tourists and pigeons crap for centuries, and now ANTIFA nutters wish to tear him down! He served as a proud symbol to Brits who would never be defeated during two world wars against Germany, Japan and other fascist regimes! Now, typical of history being history, there are idiots out there whose only desire is to turn history on its head (difficult job turning Nelson perched on his pedestal on his head)!

OK, maybe he was around when Britain was involved in the slave trade, so what? So was France, Spain, Italy, Holland, Portugal, and many others. So, the leftist, nutter ANTIFA, what the fuck has Nelson to do with modern day racism?? Ask any black, reasonably successful, sensible American if they are bothered about Britain's main man sitting on a pillar in the middle of one of the most iconic cities in the world! They would just answer; "Man this monument is so awesome honey!"

According to extremist, leftie ANTIFA's every single statue from that era standing proudly in Europe should be ripped down and replaced with a statue of Stalin, he was ANTIFA too, but still managed to top 48 million non-communist believers during his reign of terror!

My message to those leftie loonies who wish to destroy everything or everybody that has created freedom for all ethnic backgrounds, black, white, yellow, pink or whatever residing in our free world; FUCK OFF!

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