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Over the summer, in Richmond, VA a woman's apartment was robbed and got some housework done by none other than the burglar. This is a peculiar case since most thieves like taking stuff, not doing chores while they steal. He took a computer and a...
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New Delhi invented a new product made from cow urine that has a wide range of cures from cancer, diarrhea, to diabetes. It is on sale by the Bharatiya Janata Party and a BJPan official claimed, "My daughter tried all kinds of things" to get rid of he...
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Alabama law proclaims that anyone who catches an "Ugly Fish" or a garfish is supposed to become the fish's executioner. The law states that the fisherman can execute the fish in one of 3 ways: 1. He can put the garfish to death by guillotine as...
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Despite fake news reports to the contrary Trump.com™ hasn't yet sacked Bannon due to, Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™ as previously reported. Sensing a small window of dirty politics opportunity Bannon has decided to go on the offens...
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ISIS has announced that hundreds of its suicide bombers will be laid off following a recall of suicide vests by their Iranian manufacturer. The Iranian manufacturer of the vests, Arash Onmabutt Corporation, declined to comment. ISIS spokesman Must...
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