Written by Butch

Sunday, 20 August 2017

image for Best Regards, Corey Feldman

Over the summer, in Richmond, VA a woman's apartment was robbed and got some housework done by none other than the burglar.

This is a peculiar case since most thieves like taking stuff, not doing chores while they steal. He took a computer and a television, drank booze and ate her food. But, on the up side he also did some laundry and washed the dishes.

The police found a letter next to a CD which read:

You'll get your stuff back when someone finally listens to my CD!

P.S. - Your whites are folded and on top of the dresser.

Love,

Corey Feldman

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Corey Feldman

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