President Trump and First Daughter Ivanka to Trade Jobs
Washington, DC After Ivanka Trump's decision to bomb Syria following their poison gas attack, President Trump realized it was the first good press he had ever gotten. So he realized that Ivanka would do better. It was decided that since Ivanka wou...
Read full storyDentists admit all toothpastes are the same product
The National Dental Association have revealed that all toothpastes are exactly the same paste, just sometimes coloured differently. In a series of revelations, Dentists have said the best advice for having visually clean teeth is not using so call...
Read full storyReverse Autism Shaming--How Barron Trump Landed a White House Job
Forget the power struggle between Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner. Even Ivanka Trump has little sway with her dad, the POTUS. Those in the know say eleven year old Barron Trump is the real juice behind the throne in the Trump White House. David Cor...
Read full storyNigerian traffic cops corps searching for bald female recruits!
Long-haired Nigerian females need not apply for jobs in the Traffic Cops Corps, but it seems that the organisation is having desperate problems finding bald female recruits! After a public display of cutting off female dreadlocks, a senior male of...
Read full storyQueen to have "glory holes" installed at Buckingham Palace
The Queen has announced an upgrade to Buckingham Palace to allow visitors to enjoy "glory holes". The Palace has been extensively renovated in recent years, and is now having new features added to make it more comfortable. A spokesman for the Pala...
Read full storyMountain Dew: "it'll tickle yore innards"
LANSING, MI --- Most of us have drunk a bottle or two of Mountain Dew. As we sipped the frosty green beverage, we probably never worried about it. After 7,200 gallons of the drink's concentrated syrup flooded the internal sewers of a Pepsico bottling...
Read full storyArkansas, in a Bid Get into the Guinness Book of World Records, to Execute 8 Men over 10 Days
Little Rock, AR--Besides being known for its high incidence of early death, infant mortality, cardiovascular disease, and obesity, Arkansas may soon break a new record, and possibly get into the 2018 Guinness Book of World Records in the attempt.
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