Nigerian traffic cops corps searching for bald female recruits!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 12 April 2017

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Ascot offered to solve the Nigerian female hair problem, but the corrupt government thought it would be too expensive!

Long-haired Nigerian females need not apply for jobs in the Traffic Cops Corps, but it seems that the organisation is having desperate problems finding bald female recruits!

After a public display of cutting off female dreadlocks, a senior male officer, Andrew Kumapayi, has been taken to the cleaners by Nigerian female rights groups claiming his scissor chopping act was an act barbarism against females!

He replied, "Ladies, I was only doing my duty because long haired-women are not suitable for the job and their hair must not appear in public because male Nigerian drivers find dreadlocked women sexy and cause accidents, and our Muslim population call women sluts if they show their hair in public!"

The Nigerian Police authorities are starting an employment campaign encouraging bald headed women to apply, but sadly, most Nigerian women have thick black dreadlocks, and are refusing to cut them off just because they have to wear tiny berets.

In the meantime larger berets have been flown in from Jamaica specially made to cover huge dreadlocks of rastafaris, the only problem is, they are in rasta colours! The women love them, male officers too. However, senior officers prefer the smaller berets so local terrorist group, Boko Haram, have been employed to kidnap young girls, shave their heads and send them back to become recruits in the Nigerian Traffic Corps; a win win scenario!

The corrupt Nigerian government are quite happy paying Boko Haram $200,00 Bucks a head because they need as many traffic officers to dish out fines to offenders; and one traffic cop can earn them well over $500 bucks a day! Corruption is corruption and who the hell gives a damn in Nigeria where the corrupt bucks come from!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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