Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison
Willie Nelson was in Virginia for a concert and afterwards Governor Terry McAuliffe, who opposes marijuana legalization, visited Nelson for 10 minutes on Nelson's bus. On the table in the bus, less than 16" from where McAuffle was seated, was a 1/...
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A near maniacal Donald Trump in front of a packed house at the convention of the National Association of This and That defended his voters in the wake of Hilary's 'deplorable' comment by going on the offensive. "I have waited patiently while...
Read full storyWrite In Campaign For President Bigfoot Sweeps The Nation
The favorability ratings of the presidential candidates, Clinton and Trump, are at about 30%, so this opens the way for a new candidate. Of course, it is now too late to get on the ballot in any of the 50 states. But a write in candidate for Pr...
Read full storyTrump To Command Military Expedition Against ISIS
In November 2015 Donald Trump said, "I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me." In that same year Mr. Trump stated, "I always felt that I was in the military" because of his education at a military-themed boarding school. He said his...
Read full storyBOJO denies he wanted Brexit!
Major Brit Buffoon, Boris Johnson, now leading the UK into an even blacker abyss, has now denied he wanted a Brexit and only supported the referendum exit party because Nigel Farage promised him free booze at his local watering hole for the rest of h...
Read full storySo Many Ties!
I hadn't really noticed It just crept up on me How many ties I've purchased More than thirty-three In fact, thirty-four How many neckties do I need? I've only got one neck! It really does border on greed My mate said "Flippin' 'eck!" Or so...
Read full story"They Let Anyone Into the Hancock High School Hall of Fame These Days," Athletic Director Complains
LEMAY, MO--An outraged John Dupree, Athletic Director for Hancock Senior High School, called reporters into his office Thursday to make known his anger with what he feels is the growing ease to which alumni have been elected to the Hancock High Schoo...
Read full storyInterview with Trump's mouth
Despite the dire trouble Mr. Trump's mouth is in, Spoof Investigations has managed a separate, exclusive interview with this orifice. The interview occurred in a dark alley behind Trump Tower and was probably subject to surveillance cameras. Mr...
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