Heathrow or Death-row?
A dramatic decision, after 60 years (!), has been made to expand London's Heathrow Airport with a 3rd runway (I would prefer to run-away!). Now this wonderful decision, made after the nonsensical Brexit referendum, to invite the globe to England on a...
Read full storyClinton "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Campaign Gathers Steam and Something Else
As reported last weekend, Madonna officially kicked off the Clinton Blow Jobs for Votes™ campaign in front of a packed Madison Square Garden crowd before introducing comedian Amy Schumer. She said: "One more thing before I introduce this genius...
Read full storyI am Black Siri
To the Editor: I am bound by contract to not reveal my name, but I am the voice of Black Siri. Let me explain. I am a black woman who recorded my voice with Apple to be the black version of Siri. I am affirmative action in action. What black person wants to be told what to do by some white woman? White Siri can sound very know it all and bossy. My soothing black voice is your answer. When...
Read full storyEx-Girlfriend Probably Just Marrying That Guy to Make You Jealous
ASHBURN, VA--While browsing Facebook Tuesday, area man Robbie Harrison stumbled upon the account of ex-girlfriend Carrie Close, replete with postings concerning her wedding next April. After careful consideration, Harrison concluded that Close, with...
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