It's Not His Fault
A new study by the New England School of women's Psychology Studies has confirmed what many sceptics have always believed. This study proves beyond a reasonable doubt that women are almost always, but not sometimes, psychologically deficient when it...
Read full storyPlanned Auction of Jesus Crucifixion Nails upset Christians, NRA
The National Rifle Association and the Christian Coalition have expressed outrage and organized a string of demonstrations outside the home of retired Governor of Rome, Pontus Pilate. Gov. Pilate has drawn the ire of conservative groups because of re...
Read full storyTrump's Stylist Tells ALL
The secret to never having a bad hair day has been revealed by "The Donald" Trump's stylist. New York based Stylist Marki Knowflrsure from the world renown Dieher Straight salon has been styling the Trump family hair since they were all just millionaires. We were able to sit down and discuss the hairstyles of the affluent real estate mogul's wives and children between a Don King perm and B...
Read full storyRemains of 74 Year Old Nun Found In Woods
The mysterious disappearance of Mother Helen Graham four years ago have been solved. She was last seen alive on a nature trail in the Angeles National Forest when she strolled away to look at a cactus flower. Her friend Sister Ellen Turner said, "she...
Read full storyHillary Clinton Offered Position at Worlds #1 Email site
2016 US Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, has been asked to forego her candidacy to become the CEO of Yahoo. Mitch Felon, the current board chairman of Yahoo made the announcement yesterday evening at a charity fundraising event for Hillary'...
Read full storyMiraculous Bastards: New Tarantino Film Rescues Anne Frank From Nazis
Alert! Spoilers are ahead if you have not read the book or seen the movie. Another film--another controversy: Miraculous Bastards is the latest film from director Quentin Tarantino and it's already riled his critics. In this story, time travelers...
Read full storyYankee Closer Andrew Miller Complains The Crowd Is Too Loud
Yankee pitcher Andrew Miller has complained repeatedly about the crowd noise during his home closing performances. The crowd, Andrew opined is just "way too loud". The gangly, sinewy south paw who's been consistently at the top of the league when...
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