Miley Cyrus Refuses Broadway Show Due to No Nudity In It
Broadway, New York Miley Cyrus, once the late Hannah Montana, refused and was very mad at an offer to do a Broadway play known for its family values called Virginity Forever. "This is an outrage!" spoke Ms. Cyrus. "Everyone knows my fans love two...
Read full storyBill Cosby Detained in North Korea
Pyongyang, North Korea While on the last leg of his "Not Finished Yet" tour, after what he called a successful Antarctica show, comedienne and alleged serial rapist Bill Cosby was detained by North Korean authorities. The reason for the detention is...
Read full storyExploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground
59 year old Max Scholder died celebrating his birthday after his e-cig exploded in his pocket then ignited a gas explosion. Leila Scholder, wife of the deceased, talked to this reporter about what happened. "We were going home on the Undergrou...
Read full storyCorrupt Union official 'a good bloke' says Premier
The Premier of South Australia (SA) has come out and expressed his Labor government's support for and faith in beleaguered Shop Workers Union secretary Bob Down. Mr Down was recently the focus of a Royal Commission into union corruption in SA. The...
Read full storyBooger Supplement Industry To Grow To 100 Billion By 2020
The exploding booger supplement industry is predicted to grow to 100 billion dollars within a few years time. While no one has made any money yet, the giants in pharmaceuticals are spending hundreds of millions of dollars: Johnson & Johnson h...
Read full storyThumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports
Reflecting the increasingly sedentary habits of human beings, the International Olympic Committee is adding some controversial events to the Olympic games. 12 ounce curls and hot dog eating are just two of the new events the IOC is adding to the game...
Read full storyTrinidad and Tobago IRO Provides Living Proof for Biological Evolution
Yesterday, members of the Trinidad and Tobago Inter-religious Organization left the religious community stunned by providing living proof of biological evolution. In an interview with a certain broadcast journalist, IRO president, Br. Harrypersad...
Read full storyTrump Believes Earth Will Soon Be Invaded by Extra-Terrestial Life
Science Town, USA Donald Trump has announced to the You Go Girl! Women Scientists Convention that the Earth will have to get ready to host aliens coming to Earth to meet him. "I just feel it's only fair to warn everyone on Earth that once I become...
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