Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office: Chapter II
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, we were left with little Bubba hiding under his desk, seemingly afraid of the Whip Woman's arsenal of whips and shackles. The Whip Woman's urgent call for help to the...
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